Monday, November 29, 2004

I'm gung ho about John taking over this city.

Thursday, October 07, 2004

It's undeniable... Edgar Allen Poe was a gay bastard.

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

You think you rule? At any given time I have ten hoes lined up, waiting to perform sexual favors for me. Anything I ask. And it's all for FREE.

Actually... what the fuck am I talking about? lol.

Sunday, July 04, 2004

Bitch you don't know, you ain't heard? Fuck with me and you're gonna get served!

Friday, June 25, 2004

Mohandas Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he also suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

m n 9: hi
SublimeSTYLfrmLB: hey
m n 9: who is this
m n 9: ?
SublimeSTYLfrmLB: this is zac, you dont know me, i IMed you for a funny reason... i put you on my buddy list thinking no one would have the sn "m n 9" and then one day when you actually signed on i thought it was quite pecuilar so i IMed you
m n 9: blocked.

Monday, May 03, 2004

My number one hobby -- looking at porn on school computers.